JASON

One minute I’m finally dating my ideal woman, the next I’m told I’m the new king of the dragons.

They can’t mean me; I’m the village idiot. An identity I have no problem with because it means I don’t have to take life too seriously. Well, until now.

The dragons say I have to endure a series of trials before I can rule, but I haven’t become one with my inner dragon yet. I’m a slow burn…

And what about Charity? She was the first woman to like me for who I am, and I was hoping she’d be the first person… oh God…

I’m going to die chaste at almost thirty in the fiery pits of the dragon caves.

I suppose at least they can say I was Hot As Suck.